Avi, you really had me chuckling with this one!

The fact that Barack Obama is a Harvard educated lawyer and former professor of ConLaw could not be more relevant to this election. The notion that anyone who has managed to acquire an education and a degree of expertise is an elite who cannot be trusted to govern all us average folk is not only laughable, it’s fucking well CRY-ABLE.

We’ve seen what having an average Joe (faux average, but no brighter than McMumblefuck OR Palin) has wrought.

When I need my car fixed, I don’t roll up my sleeves. I don’t know shit about cars. I take it to a mechanic I trust.

When I need my house rewired I call an electrician. Plumber, engineer, physicist, biologist, economist…

Why is Sarah Palin determined to IGNORE these people? Why is she convinced she knows better and need only never blink in order to prove it?

If I ever need a fucking organ transplant…, I don’t want Miss Congeniality grabbing the fish filleting blade from the rack and rolling up her stupid, goddamned sleeves…ready to get to work without blinking or thinking. I want the best cock replacement surgeon alive.

*“Caribou Barbie” is Avi‘s moniker for the GOPVEEP nominee/absentee mother/fundamentalist wacko/author of the new bestseller, In the Spotlight: How to Interview on National Television.

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